Resume, Mudah Dapat Kerja?

Oleh kerana dah boring buat resume tapi asyik tak dapat kerja, Ajoi menggunakan teknik baru supaya company yang dia apply kerja tu beri perhatian kepada permohonannya.

Name : Ajoi
Age : Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat which dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race. How u know?
Nationality : I don’t like National. I prefer Sanyo
IC No.: 6735
Tel No.: My house no telephone
HP No.: Nokia 3310
Address: Jelutong, Penang
City: Nurhaliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
Country: I love travel to London
Status: Secret
EmailAddress : Hotmail
Education Background : My teacher said, not bad
Working Experience : Last time I got sell pirate VCD
Father’s Name : Daddy
Father’s IC No. : U ask him
Mother’s Name : Mummy
Mother’s IC No. : U ask her
Expected Salary : As much as u can pay
When can start work? : Depends on my mood
Highest Qualification : Very high
Grade : Also very high
College/University : College
Signature : Can I use chop??

Hahaha... Abaikan cerita kat atas ni...sekadar rehat2kan fikiran... Kat bawah ni ada 8 tips mudah dapat kerja. InsyaAllah...

8 Tips Mudah Dapat Kerja

1. Kemahiran

2. Penampilan

3. Pengetahuan yang tinggi

4. Komunikasi

5. Positif

6. Beretika

7. Kemahiran sampingan lain

8. Pengetahuan semasa

Doa Mudah Dapat Kerja

Maksud:
“Wahai Tuhanku, sesungguhnya aku sangat berhajat kepada sebarang rezeki pemberian yang Engkau berikan.”(Surah Al-Qashash: Ayat 24)